its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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