we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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