people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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