woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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