There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so that wasnt chicken after all
my mouth tastes like poor choices
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Send help, water and tortillas.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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