I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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