I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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