I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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