im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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