Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
