brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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