drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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