Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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