i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
the raccoons are back...
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