Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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