i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Couch. On fire.
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