the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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