My cat gives me a boner
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
