...so i touched it.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We had to coat check the pizza.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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