Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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