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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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