belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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