Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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