where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
