Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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