But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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