How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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