Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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