Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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