People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
they need to just BURY HIM!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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