Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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