should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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