there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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