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Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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