this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
