I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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