My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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