similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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