Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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