I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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