Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
barbara walters just said penis...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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