playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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