I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
His nipple licking is glorious
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