But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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