If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do herpes really smell.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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