that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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