i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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