Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Randomize
