i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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