Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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