This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
a search helicopter?!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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