Kiss
Puke
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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