It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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