vagina is talking i cant
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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