if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm bleeding and have questions
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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