i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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