Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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