I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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